Friday, August 29, 2008

"What is it exactly that the vice president does all day?" -Sarah Palin


"America, we cannot turn back. Not with so much work to be done. Not with so many children to educate, and so many veterans to care for. Not with an economy to fix and cities to rebuild and farms to save. Not with so many families to protect and so many lives to mend. America, we cannot turn back. We cannot walk alone. At this moment, in this election, we must pledge once more to march into the future. Let us keep that promise -- that American promise -- and in the words of Scripture hold firmly, without wavering, to the hope that we confess."

~Barack Obama DNC Acceptance Speech 08/28/2008


...and in latest news:

McCain, to Counter Age Problem, Picks Chinese Gymnast as VP!

“NOT ONLY WILL THIS HELP COUNTER OBAMA’S APPEAL TO YOUNG PEOPLE, BUT I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN DO A DOUBLE TWIST PIROUETTE AS WELL AS I CAN.”

and

GOP to Counter Michelle Obama With Cindy McCain's Childhood 'Hardships'

“MY FATHER HAD TO GET UP AN HOUR EARLY EVERY DAY, JUST TO GET HIS PLANE READY TO FLY ACROSS OUR PROPERTY IN ORDER TO GIVE MY MOTHER A KISS.”


-Late Night Snark to Cap A Quiet Week-


"Michelle Obama said she's been in love with Barack ever since he took her on their first date and bought her ice cream. Isn't that sweet? Meanwhile, John McCain's wife Cindy says she's been in love with McCain ever since he hit her over the head with a club and dragged her back to his cave." -Conan O'Brien -


"And now comes proof that McCain has learned to use a computer, because evidently, he has plagiarized from the internets. Congressional Quarterly reported this week that John McCain may have copied some facts in a recent speech on the Georgian crisis from Wikipedia. I think it should have been obvious when he referred to the country's leader as 'President 404 Error: File Not Found.'" -Stephen Colbert -


"Obama chose Joe Biden as his running mate. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi praised Biden, calling him the "full package." Now he’s getting phone calls from Senator Larry Craig.

-Jay Leno -


"[Michelle Obama] must prove she loves America. As opposed to Republicans, who everyone knows love America...they just hate half the people living in it." -Jon Stewart -


"McCain and Obama are, as you probably know, ideologically speaking, they are completely different nominees. For example, one offers you hope, and the other offers you a dish of hard candy." -David Letterman -


"The night’s big event was Obama’s speech, in front of 75,000 enthusiastic supporters and eight confused Broncos season ticket holders." -Jimmy Kimmel -



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